Friday, May 8, 2009

Nomenclature

A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, recently had a nude portrait taken by a professional photographer. She sat upright, against a wall, in some form of fetal position, if you get my drift. She felt fine about it. Until she saw it. The photograph that is. And realized that you were able to see all of her nether regions. Or, as she put it: "You can see my little hamburger". I laughed to the point where I wet my pants a little.

This is by far my favorite term for the female unmentionables. I'm going to write Oprah and insist that she starts replacing that pussy of a word va-jay-jay with hamburger.

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