Saturday, December 25, 2010

On the night before Christmas

Would you believe, that on Thursday night, as I was standing by the frozen canal by our house, merrily throwing pieces of white bread to the little freezing ducks, a man passed by and asked me: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Why, I'm feeding the ducks", I said.
"THAT'S SO FRICKIN' DISGUSTING!" he said."YOU'RE POLLUTING THE CANAL!"
"But it's just...bread", I answered.
"YEAH BUT THE DUCKS SHIT ALL OVER!" he said and walked off before adding: "SOMEONE OUGHT TO GIVE YOU A PROPER SPANKING!"

And with this little anecdote which is as true as true gets, I wish you all the merriest of holidays. Apart from the just recounted incident, mine has just been triple lovely so far:O)

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