Once, what seems like a gazillion years ago, I was working at an event where James Murphy was hired to D.J. At one point I summoned the courage to walk up to him and ask him for an autograph for my roomie Gabriel. He was real sweet and so when I asked him politely "Could you add "because you're so tight"?", he did.
Gabriel e-mailed me this ages ago, and I've been meaning to blog it ever since - except it keeps slipping out of site in my inbox, and so I'm not reminded of its existence until I clean it up every once in a while.